when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes
If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..
if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina
The first part of “Phil Coulson totally is not a prostitute but Clint Barton thinks he is” is now up on AO3.
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Thanks, guys! and Happy (late) Birthday to Kara, because this is her fault!
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
quick, someone who has never seen ouran high school host club, explain what’s happening in this screencap
my guess is that two super rad twins bullied some poor boy into being their maid but forgot he was there when they brought their ultra gay friend over
pretty close, actually
What you create with your own hands is yours, will always be yours and no-one, not the public, not a board of directors, not your father, can take that moment of conception from you.
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
- Les Miserables
Oh, pardon me, my brain just freaking exploded.
im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction
#I love how anyone thinks this is an accident#he’s literally representing himself as a clumsy guy#totally incapable of murder#Not me Ms Katz#I cant even walk around a lab without bumping into people#Hannibal is such a great actor#and Mads is a jaw dropping actor