Aaaand I’m back! Kicking off the week with a little zebra finch griffin, in honor of my research species and my school’s very very new mascot.
I knew I would be busy but I still think I underestimated!!!
yes but imagine this: instead of giving mermaids pearly white perfect teethgive them razor sharp fangs
So I’ve been a homestuck cosplayer for a little while, and spent some time around other homestuck cosplayers. Now I love trolls and I love troll cosplayers, but one of my pet peeves is how their makeup just seems to get EVERYWHERE. At Soycon 2011, after only a few hours of…
KMART, IT IS FUCKING SEPTEMBER, YOU ARE NOT CRAMMING CHRISTMAS DOWN MY THROAT BEFORE I EVEN GET TO LOOK AT HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS I SWEAR TO FUCK
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
*puts up bat signal for science side of tumblr*
I read that this is bioluminescent plankton.
nah man that’s a tiny kaiju
According to the Serizawa Scale, this is a Category 0.0001 kaiju. Codenamed Hibaku (fire spitter)
Anonymous said: why do you speak russian if you're "not a homophobe"?
every day I get on this site and every day I think ‘maybe today will be the day that I don’t get a stupid ask’ but every day, every single day, people like you ruin that hope for me. you’ve disappointed me. you’ve disappointed your parents. you’ve disappointed your country. go away
Everyone who see’s this on their dash watch it. You will not be dissapointed. I have said this before but I have LITERALLY never laughed so much my face is wet with tears and my sides are hurting so bad but it was goddam worth it.
when it comes up on my dash i must reblog it. then rewatch it and cry laughing for the next 10 minutes.
I laugh so much at those homophobes who are into literature and classic stuff because like hey you’re into michelangelo? gAY. you like Virginia Woolf books? totally leSBO. you think oscar wilde is modernist and agree with his philosophies? gAY. you like the iliad? greek mythology? any era of history tbh? GAY GAY TRIPLE GAY. everything you love is covered in gay. all the great writers and musicians and artists you admire were queer as all hell hAH
women are more likely than men to develop a mental illness but you rarely hear about women going on shooting sprees because men won’t be with us or love us or fuck us, bottom line, if you’re willing to relate mental illness and mass murder while also refusing to relate misogyny to women dying at the hands of men, then bye bye no time for you
Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.